Comedy of the Day

 Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No...

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

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2800-Year-Old Inscription Affirms Bible Character, Balaam Whose Donkey Talked To

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 Professor Tom Meyer from Shasta Bible College and Graduate School in California, US, told Express.co.uk: "Balaam is probably best remembered for the Biblical account of his donkey speaking to him in a human voice to stop his insane action of cursing God’s chosen people Israel. "Unsuccessful in his attempts to curse Israel, Balaam became synonymous with rebellion and apostate religion in later Jewish history. "But 600 years after Balaam lived, he posthumously retained his fame and following. "In fact, he probably became more popular after he died." In 1967, archaeologists in Jordan discovered a non-Hebrew temple that has been dated between 840 BC and 760 BC. The temple was found at Succoth or tel Deir’alla, the first Bronze Age city excavated in Jordan. And within the temple is an intriguing inscription that mentions Balaam by name. Professor Meyer said: "Inside the temple archaeologists discovered next to collapsed plaster walls a jigsaw puzzle of a find....
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FEC Approves ₦745 Million To Hire Auditors For NDDC

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The Federal Executive Council (FEC) on Wednesday approved N745 million for the hiring of additional forensic field auditors for the audit of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC). The Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, Sen. Godswill Akpabio, also disclosed that the council approved the hiring of auditors to ensure that whatever comes out of the forensic audit is acceptable not just in Nigeria but to the international community. Akpabio said: “The memo that was presented by the Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs was a concluding memo on the procurement of Field Forensic Auditors for the forensic audit of the Niger Delta Development Commission and today the council approved additional forensic field auditors at a total sum of about N745.2 million. “This brings the total number of field forensic auditors to 16 in addition to the earlier approved Lead Forensic Auditors, Messrs Olumiluwa Bashir and Co. “These people are now going to be in charge of the nine states of the Niger Delta whic...
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